Monster Dog (Dir. Claudio Fragasso)

 

"Sometimes I feel like Jack the Ripper."
 

Release Date: 18 July 1986

Run Time: 84 minutes

Origin: Spain

Mimi's Rating: 2 1/2 music videos out of 5

 

    From the mind that birthed Troll 2, so you know it's gotta be good.

     Rock star Vince Raven (Alice Cooper) is returning to his hometown to film a music video. The local sheriff warns Vince and friends that there have been mysterious attacks in the area. The Police think the attacks are the work of wild dogs, but Vince knows the truth. Will Vince and his crew avoid being attacked themselves? Find out in Monster Dog!

    Deranged nonsense in its purest form. I'm pretty sure every character has been dubbed over, even Alice Cooper. Speaking of Cooper, he spends most of the film looking like a high-school teacher who had the misfortune of having to chaperone a field trip. Oh, and why are we in a wild-west castle? 

    Bonus: The opening music video will get stuck in your brain meat, you have been warned.

I don't know, they look like good boys to me.


Why you should watch:

  • You love nonsense movies like Troll 2
  • You're curious to see Alice Cooper in a movie.

Why you shouldn't watch:

  • You prefer movies that make sense.

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